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The most condensed history of the universe

Zaphod Beeblebrox, when faced with the total-perspective vortex (an utterly complete view of the the totality of the entire universe, and his relative significance thereto) should have gone insane. A normal mind would have been boggled by how tiny he was in comparison, but we’re talking about Zaphod for Zarquon’s sake. He was quite pleased with his place in the universe, and walked away a happier man.

You can have your own “snapshot view” of the universe with the Universal Heritage Poster! 13.7 billion years condensed into a space merely 39 inches by 27 inches – and you can look at the entire thing without going mad! From the big-bang, through the evolution of species, the rise and fall of empires and nation-states, secular philosophies, to the present day.

Granted, it is unable to predict future events – after all, it’s only a zarking poster!

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Written by iNKV

October 7, 2009 at 16:58

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