And Another Thing . . .
It was inevitable.
Sorry Mom.
-from inkv’s posterous
ThinkGeek :: Universal Heritage Poster
The most condensed history of the universe
Zaphod Beeblebrox, when faced with the total-perspective vortex (an utterly complete view of the the totality of the entire universe, and his relative significance thereto) should have gone insane. A normal mind would have been boggled by how tiny he was in comparison, but we’re talking about Zaphod for Zarquon’s sake. He was quite pleased with his place in the universe, and walked away a happier man.
You can have your own “snapshot view” of the universe with the Universal Heritage Poster! 13.7 billion years condensed into a space merely 39 inches by 27 inches – and you can look at the entire thing without going mad! From the big-bang, through the evolution of species, the rise and fall of empires and nation-states, secular philosophies, to the present day.
Granted, it is unable to predict future events – after all, it’s only a zarking poster!
ThinkGeek :: Plush Beating Heart
Spawn of Teddy Bear Autopsy
When it comes to true romance, nothing says “I Love You” like a gift from the heart. Now you can express your feelings of affection with this anatomically correct plush beating heart. Simply shake the heart and it starts beating and pulsating in your hand. It’s just like the real thing… but without all that messy blood.
I love you!
Your friends will be oddly fascinated and repulsed by this animated stuffed body organ. Cuddle up with the plush beating heart and it will love you back, just don’t let your brain and liver get jealous.
